Busty Colombian F*s the Pool Cleaner? Nah, Let’s Talk Real Pool Problems**
Ever typed something wild into Google and ended up learning about pool cleaners instead? Life’s funny that way. But since you’re here, let’s tackle the actual drama—keeping your pool sparkling without losing your mind.
Myths That Need to Die (Like Yesterday)1. “Chlorine = Clean, So More Must Be Better!”Nope. Over-chlorinated pools turn hair green, irritate skin, and smell like a chemical warzone. Test strips are your BFF—keep chlorine between 1-3 ppm.2. “Robotic Cleaners Are Just for Lazy Rich Folks.”Wrong again. These babies save hours of skimming and last years. The $500 upfront beats paying a “busty Colombian” (or anyone) to fix algae chaos later.
Pro Tips They Don’t Tell You at the Pool Store– Vacuum Like a Boss: Do it weekly, but *slowly*—racing the cleaner just stirs up debris.- Skimmer Basket Hacks: Empty it before it looks like a swamp monster. Clogs = weak suction.- pH Matters More Than You Think: Aim for 7.4-7.6. Outside that range? Chlorine quits working, and your pool turns into a science experiment.
When to Call a Pro vs. DIY| Problem | DIY Fix | Time to Call Someone ||—————————|————————————–|————————————|| Cloudy water | Shock + filter run 24hrs | If it’s still murky after 48hrs || Weird noises from cleaner | Check for stuck leaves/clogs | Grinding sounds = motor issues || Algae takeover | Scrub + algaecide | If it’s still green in 3 days |
The “Anai Love” Test (aka Is Your Cleaner Working Hard or Hardly Working?)– Listen: A healthy cleaner hums; a dying one sounds like a dying blender.- Check the Tracks: Worn-out treads? It’s basically running in place.- Flow Rate: Weak suction? Clean the filter or check for leaks.
Bottom line: Skip the clickbait. A well-maintained pool needs zero drama—just consistency, a little know-how, and maybe a cold drink while the robot does the work. Cheers to that!
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